Dickosaur Dinosaur Silicone Dildo
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Attack of the Dickheaded Dinos!
The last of the dinosaurs haven't died out… They've been hiding on a forbidden island! This green and black Dickosaur has a large, girthy head with a tapered tip for easy insertion. The shaft is bumpy and scaled, with feet at the base and a tail that can be inserted into your other hole or it can tickle your clit or taint! Made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone it is best used with water-based lubricants. The base is wide and flanged making it strapon compatible and has a strong, suction-cup that lets you ride hands-free! Use it alone or with a partner! Use it in kinky cosplay and fantasy roleplay. After play, wash with warm water and mild soap then spray with a toy cleaner and let it air dry."Some believe, not all dinosaurs are extinct… the smaller ones hid and evolved!" You put down your book on the wild history of dinosaurs, and gaze out the window. It has taken you nearly a decade to get to the Hidden Islands. You've wanted to find proof of dinosaurs ever since you were a kid, and now you're about to step foot on the only island that might still have signs of them! Your heart races, eager to get off this bus. You had to fly to a separate airport and then take a boat across to the island. Then they put you on this bus to go into the main town where you'll be staying for 4 whole weeks! But you're so tired of traveling it is almost taking the fun out of being here. You sigh in exhausted disappointment and open your book again. Before you can read a single line the bus lurches to a stop. There's a cry at the front of the bus and hushed whispers from the other passengers. The bus driver begins to speak, but then screams! You look up, trembling as you crouch behind your seat, and watch for danger. Could it be? A rogue dinosaur so soon? Then you hear the roar of a large, dangerous, prehistoric lizard and you know for sure; you've arrived,there are dinosaurs, but it somehow doesn't feel so fun anymore. You make a run for the back exit of the bus, pushing the door open and running into the jungle to hide out of sight. You run for a while in pure panic and then realize… you have no idea where you are! You stop to catch your breath, wishing you had paid attention, and then sit down, trying to figure out what to do next.
There's a rustle in the leaves nearby and your heart nearly stops. You stay completely still as you watch the leaves part to reveal something you never could have dreamt up; a humanoid lizard, as much dinosaur as person, with a long lizard face, terrifying teeth, yellow eyes and slits for irises. Even bent over he is well over 7 feet tall and his hands are massive with talon-like claws at the end. His tail whips side to side as he leans forward, sniffs the air, and then stares…directly… at you. A chill runs down your spine, and neither of you move. You feel the sweat trickling down your face, the salt getting in your eyes, and yet you dare not move. But then as soon as you blink, the dinosaur leaps and crosses 10 feet in a moment, lands on top of you, and starts shredding your clothes! It pushes you against the ground, sniffing at your skin, ripping at your clothing, and you are screaming the entire time it pushes your small body into the dirt! Then it climbs on top of you and you see its massive rod twitching, its hips already humping the air, priming itself, and you can't do anything to stop it from shoving it deep, deep inside you!
Key Features
Dickosaur Dinosaur Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:Materials: Silicone
Color: Green, black
Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
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